Power Rankings
Auto-computed weekly rankings
Latest
Week 1
2026 season
| # | Manager | Record | This Week | Recent (3wk) | Season Avg | Score | Facts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 🥇 |
akjones667
|
1–0 | W 197.24 vs banksbanks (106.66) | 197.2 | 197.2 | 100.0 | Started three RBs and still won by 50—your lineup is so stacked you could've benched Goff entirely and just taken a nap. |
| 🥈 |
hmiranda
|
1–0 | W 144.36 vs CFord87 (101.7) | 144.4 | 144.4 | 64.6 | Left 21 points of Mahomes on the bench like a man who doesn't check his phone for updates. At least the Cubs lost to take your mind off it. |
| 🥉 |
slankin
|
1–0 | W 129.8 vs TonyTwoTone19 (77.62) | 129.8 | 129.8 | 54.9 | Cleaning up the domestic violence drafter of the league. Good job. |
| 4 |
RichardArnold
|
1–0 | W 109.06 vs brianhrad (102.16) | 109.1 | 109.1 | 41.0 | Scored 109 and it still feels like a loss. You're the human equivalent of a participation trophy... that doesnt participate in the league. |
| 5 |
YounksNC
|
1–0 | W 106.84 vs abumnamedpaul (83.96) | 106.8 | 106.8 | 39.5 | Benched 30 points of Jalen Coker to start A.J. Brown's 4. Your nutrition shop clearly doesn't sell luck vitamins. |
| 6 |
DanielArnold
|
1–0 | W 96.72 vs pakman (95.56) | 96.7 | 96.7 | 32.8 | Benched Devaughn Vele but started a kicker for 20 points—you've discovered the worst way to win over PK |
| 7 |
banksbanks
|
0–1 | L 106.66 vs akjones667 (197.24) | 106.7 | 106.7 | 19.4 | You poor bastard. |
| 8 |
brianhrad
|
0–1 | L 102.16 vs RichardArnold (109.06) | 102.2 | 102.2 | 16.4 | Benched Golden, lost by 5. Guess you're not a real Longhorn fan after all. You're one good decision away from being average. |
| 9 |
CFord87
|
0–1 | L 101.7 vs hmiranda (144.36) | 101.7 | 101.7 | 16.1 | Left Jordan Love on the bench while Dak shit the bed against the Giants. Ten leagues and you still can't get one right. |
| 10 |
pakman
|
0–1 | L 95.56 vs DanielArnold (96.72) | 95.6 | 95.6 | 12.0 | Started Chig Okonkwo over Kenyon Sadiq—more like Chig Off-konkwo. |
| 11 |
abumnamedpaul
|
0–1 | L 83.96 vs YounksNC (106.84) | 84.0 | 84.0 | 4.2 | Tyler Shough left the chat (and your roster). Guess the fresh domestic violence that joined your roster is your only hope now. |
| 12 |
TonyTwoTone19
|
0–1 | L 77.62 vs slankin (129.8) | 77.6 | 77.6 | 0.0 | Your only saving grace is that someone worse that you actually wanted Josh Jacobs. |