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Power Rankings

Auto-computed weekly rankings

#	Manager	Record	This Week	Recent (3wk)	Season Avg	Score	Facts
🥇	slankin	8–6	L 102.44 vs RichardArnold (126.66)	127.7	117.4	94.3	JSN carried you harder than your excuses carry you out of league events.
🥈	pakman	10–4	W 147.76 vs DanielArnold (87.36)	121.7	113.6	88.8	Moved to Kansas City to escape trash talk, still can't escape mediocre QB decisions.
🥉	banksbanks	9–5	W 156.74 vs TonyTwoTone19 (82.34)	116.2	113.7	80.4	Left 31.7 points on your bench—that's not tennis, that's choking on the big stage.
4	hmiranda	7–7	L 97.84 vs brianhrad (108.58)	117.7	113.9	76.5	Trevor Lawrence on your bench scored more than your entire starting QB, naturally.
5	DanielArnold	8–6	L 87.36 vs pakman (147.76)	106.6	108.6	60.9	Tony Pollard hung 28 points on your bench while you rage-deleted another chat.
6	abumnamedpaul	8–6	W 95.94 vs YounksNC (79.5)	103.2	109.9	59.2	DK Metcalf ghosted your lineup like your BBQ guests ghost your parties.
7	brianhrad	7–7	W 108.58 vs hmiranda (97.84)	99.0	102.9	42.9	Even the greatest human alive leaves 14 points on the bench sometimes.
8	YounksNC	5–9	L 79.5 vs abumnamedpaul (95.94)	100.9	102.8	38.8	Started 0.4 points at QB while your backup hung 33—somehow still better than 2025 toilet bowl loss.
9	TonyTwoTone19	8–6	L 82.34 vs banksbanks (156.74)	94.1	100.2	37.0	Barely beat Bijan with your "collusion advantage"—karma's a kicker.
10	akjones667	3–11	W 109.06 vs CFord87 (65.5)	93.4	96.4	17.0	3-11 record and benching Jordan Mason? Your feet aren't the only cryptic thing here.
11	RichardArnold	4–10	W 126.66 vs slankin (102.44)	91.5	94.7	15.7	Left 20 defense points on the bench—even your karaoke choices are better decisions.
12	CFord87	7–7	L 65.5 vs akjones667 (109.06)	79.1	95.4	12.4	Started Patrick Mahomes over J.J. McCarthy; Vegas odds just got worse for you.

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