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🥇
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1–0
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W
197.24
vs
banksbanks (106.66)
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197.24
|
197.24
|
100.00
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Started three RBs and still won by 50—your lineup is so stacked you could've benched Goff entirely and just taken a nap. |
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🥈
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1–0
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W
144.36
vs
CFord87 (101.7)
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144.36
|
144.36
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64.63
|
Left 21 points of Mahomes on the bench like a man who doesn't check his phone for updates. At least the Cubs lost to take your mind off it. |
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🥉
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1–0
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W
129.8
vs
TonyTwoTone19 (77.62)
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129.80
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129.80
|
54.90
|
Cleaning up the domestic violence drafter of the league. Good job. |
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4
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1–0
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W
109.06
vs
brianhrad (102.16)
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109.06
|
109.06
|
41.03
|
Scored 109 and it still feels like a loss. You're the human equivalent of a participation trophy... that doesnt participate in the league. |
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5
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1–0
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W
106.84
vs
abumnamedpaul (83.96)
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106.84
|
106.84
|
39.54
|
Benched 30 points of Jalen Coker to start A.J. Brown's 4. Your nutrition shop clearly doesn't sell luck vitamins. |
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6
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1–0
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W
96.72
vs
pakman (95.56)
|
96.72
|
96.72
|
32.77
|
Benched Devaughn Vele but started a kicker for 20 points—you've discovered the worst way to win over PK |
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7
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0–1
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L
106.66
vs
akjones667 (197.24)
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106.66
|
106.66
|
19.42
|
You poor bastard. |
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8
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0–1
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L
102.16
vs
RichardArnold (109.06)
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102.16
|
102.16
|
16.41
|
Benched Golden, lost by 5. Guess you're not a real Longhorn fan after all. You're one good decision away from being average. |
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9
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0–1
|
L
101.7
vs
hmiranda (144.36)
|
101.70
|
101.70
|
16.10
|
Left Jordan Love on the bench while Dak shit the bed against the Giants. Ten leagues and you still can't get one right. |
|
10
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0–1
|
L
95.56
vs
DanielArnold (96.72)
|
95.56
|
95.56
|
12.00
|
Started Chig Okonkwo over Kenyon Sadiq—more like Chig Off-konkwo. |
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11
|
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0–1
|
L
83.96
vs
YounksNC (106.84)
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83.96
|
83.96
|
4.24
|
Tyler Shough left the chat (and your roster). Guess the fresh domestic violence that joined your roster is your only hope now. |
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12
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0–1
|
L
77.62
vs
slankin (129.8)
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77.62
|
77.62
|
0.00
|
Your only saving grace is that someone worse that you actually wanted Josh Jacobs. |
