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🥇
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8–6
|
L
102.44
vs
RichardArnold (126.66)
|
127.70
|
117.37
|
94.29
|
JSN carried you harder than your excuses carry you out of league events. |
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🥈
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10–4
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W
147.76
vs
DanielArnold (87.36)
|
121.73
|
113.58
|
88.84
|
Moved to Kansas City to escape trash talk, still can't escape mediocre QB decisions. |
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🥉
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9–5
|
W
156.74
vs
TonyTwoTone19 (82.34)
|
116.23
|
113.65
|
80.43
|
Left 31.7 points on your bench—that's not tennis, that's choking on the big stage. |
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4
|
|
7–7
|
L
97.84
vs
brianhrad (108.58)
|
117.72
|
113.85
|
76.51
|
Trevor Lawrence on your bench scored more than your entire starting QB, naturally. |
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5
|
|
8–6
|
L
87.36
vs
pakman (147.76)
|
106.57
|
108.58
|
60.93
|
Tony Pollard hung 28 points on your bench while you rage-deleted another chat. |
|
6
|
|
8–6
|
W
95.94
vs
YounksNC (79.5)
|
103.15
|
109.92
|
59.18
|
DK Metcalf ghosted your lineup like your BBQ guests ghost your parties. |
|
7
|
|
7–7
|
W
108.58
vs
hmiranda (97.84)
|
99.03
|
102.94
|
42.86
|
Even the greatest human alive leaves 14 points on the bench sometimes. |
|
8
|
|
5–9
|
L
79.5
vs
abumnamedpaul (95.94)
|
100.85
|
102.79
|
38.83
|
Started 0.4 points at QB while your backup hung 33—somehow still better than 2025 toilet bowl loss. |
|
9
|
|
8–6
|
L
82.34
vs
banksbanks (156.74)
|
94.13
|
100.19
|
37.04
|
Barely beat Bijan with your "collusion advantage"—karma's a kicker. |
|
10
|
|
3–11
|
W
109.06
vs
CFord87 (65.5)
|
93.36
|
96.43
|
16.99
|
3-11 record and benching Jordan Mason? Your feet aren't the only cryptic thing here. |
|
11
|
|
4–10
|
W
126.66
vs
slankin (102.44)
|
91.54
|
94.67
|
15.65
|
Left 20 defense points on the bench—even your karaoke choices are better decisions. |
|
12
|
|
7–7
|
L
65.5
vs
akjones667 (109.06)
|
79.11
|
95.38
|
12.36
|
Started Patrick Mahomes over J.J. McCarthy; Vegas odds just got worse for you. |
