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🥇
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8–5
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L
123.0
vs
hmiranda (123.76)
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129.66
|
118.51
|
97.14
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Benched Mariota's 23 points like a man whose kids won't let him check his phone at dinner. |
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🥈
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7–6
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W
123.76
vs
slankin (123.0)
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125.08
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115.08
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86.35
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Left 21 points on bench. Even Cubs fans know that's a worse choke than the 2016 World Series. |
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🥉
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9–4
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W
133.94
vs
RichardArnold (62.14)
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112.62
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110.95
|
76.39
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Fled to Kansas City and still can't escape leaving Terry McLaurin on the bench. The distance won't help. |
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4
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8–5
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W
103.28
vs
banksbanks (99.92)
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109.33
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110.21
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69.80
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Swift benched for 20 points. Your Excel spreadsheets clearly need a "start your studs" column added. |
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5
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7–6
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L
95.96
vs
TonyTwoTone19 (107.02)
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103.81
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110.99
|
62.98
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Patriots defense outscored your entire WR corps. Even your BBQ has better execution. |
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6
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8–5
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L
99.92
vs
DanielArnold (103.28)
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101.31
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110.34
|
62.89
|
Benched Purdy for Allen, Josh rewarded you with 16 points. Federer would've made the right call. |
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7
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5–8
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W
89.6
vs
akjones667 (80.86)
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105.75
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104.58
|
51.66
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A.J. Brown carried you to 30 points while your defense scored 1. That's not a team, that's a cry for help. |
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8
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8–5
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W
107.02
vs
abumnamedpaul (95.96)
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93.58
|
101.57
|
46.09
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Singletary on bench with 18 while you started three guys for 22 combined. Collusion allegations seem generous now. |
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9
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6–7
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L
88.64
vs
CFord87 (95.54)
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95.37
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102.51
|
43.03
|
Benched Allgeier's 12.5 for Jacobs' 9.6. Even the "greatest human" can't read a box score. |
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10
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7–6
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W
95.54
vs
brianhrad (88.64)
|
81.35
|
97.67
|
28.05
|
Started Montgomery over Vidal. Your bookie's probably taking bets on when you'll actually check the waiver wire. |
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11
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2–11
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L
80.86
vs
YounksNC (89.6)
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85.38
|
95.46
|
14.77
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2-11 record with Goff benched for 20 points. Your feet aren't the creepiest thing about your team anymore. |
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12
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3–10
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L
62.14
vs
pakman (133.94)
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72.79
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92.21
|
2.86
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3-10 with Slayton benched for 13. Even your karaoke's got better accuracy than your lineup decisions. |
